Row Row Fuck The Plotline! June 11th, 2011, 5:58 pm
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I decided to actually update and get the comic moving rather than spending four years trying to force myself to actually do the Team Galactic plotline seriously.
If you have a problem with that, please just not the face.

Also if you get bored in hiatuses like that again, go read my other comic, it's not Pokémon, but hell, I try my best

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 5:58 pm

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Reader Comments:

Gloria scares me...

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 6:13 pm

I died.

That was way too awesome for one page.

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 6:38 pm

... I don't know whether to hate you or love you now...

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 7:05 pm

It's official...

This is the greatest Nuzlocke I've ever read. Even better than Pettys (no offense)

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 7:06 pm

"...That was fucking awesome." Lol at his expression

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 7:25 pm

Even in your Nuzlocke F.O.E.!

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 7:53 pm

I don't know about everyone else, but with his mouth hanging wide open, I feel like shooting laxatives in Boomerangs mouth.

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 8:23 pm


Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 8:55 pm


If I wanted the storyline then maybe...I don't know...Play the freaking game?

Good choice. I saw someone de-fav...It his lost. If he can't respect your comic then he shouldn't have watch it to began with.

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 10:16 pm

the day after i add this to my favorite you update...i'm a f*cking wizard

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 10:32 pm

i wanted a epic battle for odin's sake!!!

Posted @ June 11th, 2011, 11:27 pm

^Searching for action comics in the comedy category doens't make you cool or anything

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 3:58 am

'This is an explosion probably'
love it :D

btw: I'd count this sequence as an epic battle itself.

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 5:21 am


ha ha ha, jk. anyways, nice plot skip, it's odly way more satisfiying

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 10:02 am

Oh Gosh is enraged! Productivity(Speed), Aggression, and Attack raise incredibly!
Oh Gosh gets another turn! Used falconpunch, Falconpunch, falconpunch, explosion(probably), Doublefalconpunch, bite, uproar, piledriver, falcon kick, and ego smash!
Oh Gosh reached level 9001!

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 2:12 pm

epicness: Well too bad. This was an unexpected, but hilarious turn of events on the part of a great comic writer, and if that's your attitude towards it then you had no right to even call yourself a fan of this comic in the first place.

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 2:21 pm

Guys, lay off the lad, he's only 10 <:U
If he doesn't want to be a fan anymore, that's his choice, I don't want anyone getting on his case, ok? <:3c
Let's all be one big happy family here my lovelies <3

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 2:42 pm

I agree with boomerang.

But wait... without these plotlines, your pokemon will be under-leveled because you haven't fought the plot-important guys!


Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 4:30 pm

^ Its a call a risk,you get stronger but its to dangerous to fight them,i suggest that you grind until you reach a level where you cant lose

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 6:47 pm

and have you forgetten that you cant beat the elite four without catching the mascot?

Posted @ June 12th, 2011, 6:49 pm

Haha, what? It doesn't matter if you catch it or not, it doesn't affect the storyline.

If you failed the first time, Giratina will just end up back in TurnBack Cave.

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 12:36 am

Ok, before I said don't have a god at epicness, but clearly he knows nothing about the damn game he's been reading about, the silly sausage. :v

You're talking like I didn't actually have to fight them all in-game, which of course I did, I just didn't feel like showing every single event in the comic.

And no, you don't need Giratina to beat the E4, and my team was around level 50 at this point anyway, so no, I didn't need to grind. Shut up <3

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 3:16 am

Your username is now valid.

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 12:01 pm

my torterra is at level 82

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 3:06 pm

Epicness you defaved this days ago, why are you still here, nobody cares about your overleveled Torterra... <:U

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 3:21 pm

Your Torterra may be overleveled, but did you blow up the Team Galactic base with the push of a button, beat the crap out of Time and Space, and dropkick the Distortion world? HMMM?

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 4:07 pm

@ BlueRose

lol. Wish you could actaully do that in the game

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 7:00 pm

and you cant do that in the games,she never did all of those,just in the comic

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 8:33 pm

its a nuzzlocke comic epicness stop whining their all different if they where all the same they be boring some show all the details others skips tons of stuff if you dont like it dont complain about it just stop reading it

Posted @ June 13th, 2011, 8:59 pm

This is one of the reasons SJ is only recommended for 13+

And by SJ i mean the whole internet that is.

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 12:38 am

Yours, landwalkers, petty and some nuzlocke are the best Nuzlockes around

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 4:49 am

Your know that

Dialga & Palkia & Girantina can easily use they're signature moves on you and Mount Coronet can fall down and crush you and Toxicroak can just stab you with the last of his/her strengh and charon,being old,can spit on you with infectious saliva and saturn has other pokemon and can torture you and the Lake Trio can take away your feelings and emotions and the red chain,being made of metal can break your teeth and the Distortion world can suck you up and you'l go mad from the illogicalness and being near the Team Galactic base you'l probeble blown to bits while the plotline can make big plotholes that you'l fall into in the never-ending darkness,despair and misery.
and sorry for spam

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 2:32 pm

^ *waiting for that awkward moment when he realises this is a fictional cartoon*

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 2:43 pm

Anyone want some popcorn?

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 3:06 pm

i kknow this a fiction,i'm just saying the possibility

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 4:44 pm

Ye gods, this is almost better than the comic :P

Though nothing else can be quite that epic

Posted @ June 14th, 2011, 5:07 pm

oh my god

1. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 such a cool comic!
2. Epicness, I believe the point of making nuzlocke's into comics is so that the author can have fun with it and make it their own. This is something you could only see in this comic, if you don't like it, at least respect the originality and creativity.
3. LOL "That was fucking awesome."
great expression :p

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 4:26 am

You know how I handle bratty 10 year olds? I block them. Don't these webcomics have a block list so you can prevent certain users from commenting?

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 9:39 am

^ It's much more amusing and entertaining for me this way c:

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 10:43 am

but the epic battle.......

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 10:44 am


If you don't like it.

Why are you still here.

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 3:28 pm

It's nice to know that even when you denounce your fandom, you still make the effort to come back and comment everyday :trollface:

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 4:53 pm

^You mean like Ash Ketchum, who has been ten for thirteen years :O

I stopped watching the anime a long time ago.

Posted @ June 15th, 2011, 10:33 pm

EPicness is a ridiculous name for you, kid.

Posted @ June 16th, 2011, 12:41 am

Actually, I've figured it out.

It's dog years.

Posted @ June 17th, 2011, 3:38 pm

It's mind fucked me

Instant fav

Posted @ June 18th, 2011, 11:18 am

I just thought of something... isn't there a plot with cheren and heatran, after the league?

Posted @ June 18th, 2011, 12:04 pm

Words cannot describe the awesomeness of that

Posted @ July 1st, 2011, 4:26 am

So awesome......@0@
I wonder what will you do if you go against Arceus.....

Posted @ September 19th, 2011, 10:11 pm


i agree with boomerang the was f***ing awsome he completely went out of the games plot and u meet up with dialga and palkia in ur second visit to the d world but still FVK YEAH

Posted @ September 25th, 2011, 7:46 pm


That was fucking amazing! ^_^

Posted @ September 28th, 2011, 11:43 am

Fuck logic! This is a comic!

Beat the shit out of time and space because you want to.

Posted @ June 19th, 2012, 6:58 am


@Captain Awesome: Row, row, fuck the plotline indeed, infact you completely de-railed it, and somehow managed to beat up Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina with your own fists, obtained the Red Chain and broke it, beat up the lake trio and somehow managed to trudge up Mount Coronet without piledriving it or somethign and drop kicking the Distortion World, just wow.

Posted @ July 15th, 2014, 7:12 am

Ha ha ha

Well what happen in this chapter is the best way to get by one of the most boring villain in Pokemon history.

Posted @ November 11th, 2015, 9:07 pm